Android: Hey iOS, why are you so slow?
iOS: I'm not slow, I'm just taking my sweet time.
Android: Well, you must be the only one who thinks that's a good idea.
iOS: Hey, at least I don't crash all the time like you do.
Android: That's because I have more features than you.
iOS: Yeah, but you don't have Face ID.
Android: Yeah, but I don't need it. I can unlock my phone with just my voice.
iOS: Oh really? Let me try. unlocks Android's phone
Android: Hey, how did you do that?
iOS: I just used your voice to unlock your phone. It's one of the many features that I have and you don't.
Android: Oh, I see. Well, I guess I'll have to work on that.
iOS: Yeah, you do that. Meanwhile, I'll just keep being awesome.
Android: Fine, but just remember, I have more users than you.
iOS: Yeah, but they're all robots.
Android: Touché.
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